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September 25th, 2005
06:49 pm - I waste precious html! MY PRECIOUS!!!! MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!!
LJ Interests meme results
- ben lee:
He's okay... maybe I should change my #1 interest to copying Aline. - chesese:
True that, this stuff tastes good in large quantities. - degrassi:
Hail Canadia! - elro:
This is not an interest. Rather, a horrible activity I partake nearly daily. - john currin:
My favorite artsy artist man! - monk:
What? - pills:
I've popped more of these in the last month than I have my entire life... I think I've had enough. - retro:
That sounds lame. - sparkling sidewalks:
Yhess. It was my keen observation that at nighttime, the concrete flooring of the outside world really sparkles! - the asian invasian:
Times have changed. Now it's more like the gentrification proclimation.
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/13.gif) intimidated
Current Music: Belle & Sebastian - Lazy Line Painter Jane
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September 21st, 2005
08:08 pm - The Finger of God
Wow. America is totally cursed.
Hurricanes are wiping out entire cities, one by one, in the ironically titled Gulf coast region.
All those ignorant Christians who think that it's their god given right to rule the world are finally getting served.
Not that it's really necessary to remind anyone of, but America is seriously playing around with the space beyond its borders (probably while it still can before we're a third world country).
Some examples? "Bringing democracy" to Iraq (which would be the real gulf); screwing around in the Middle East; and still contributing to Afghanistan's political turmoil (ongoing for 4 years now).
So if the Ignorant Christians actually do believe in a god, which they must, they should probably get the idea that what god can give them, god can take away. And no way in hell are any of the countries we've shitflipped able to send hurricanes over here let alone pull off any more terrorist attacks. Dude, New Orleans had a level 5 hurricane. Level 5 is like the finger of god. Like in that Helen Hunt movie. Like cool.
America, take a hit. I mean hint.
I took a nap and had this beautiful dream that school was mildly challenging. I be a nerd. Actually, no, I just have the really easy classes.
...at least I got dibs on 12th grade APs.
Love,
Hellaphant.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/5.gif) p.m.s.ing+gay
Current Music: Keren Ann - Greatest You Can Find
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September 11th, 2005
12:26 am - Respect your elders.
Note: All following quotes where answered by little children ages 5-10. They really do say the darndest things. Yup. I'm bored. Thought I'd let absolutely no one know that, so I posted it here on LJ. It's fun to pretend to have an audience.
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy,8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" (Lynette, 9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo,9)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire." (Christine, 9)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)
"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/16.gif) Old man blues
Current Music: Elliot Smith - Amity (catchy song that is)
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September 10th, 2005
12:52 am - Me is not interesting...Me is loser...Me is bored
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/10.gif) mellow
Current Music: Curry In A Hurry!
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September 9th, 2005
05:07 pm
That one's funny.
And so are the traveling experiences of my motherfucking package. Fed-ex got it from Chattanooga, TN, to NJ, to NYC, back to NJ, back to NYC, back to NJ and finally, all the way back to Cattanooga, TN. THANK YOU, RIGHT ON TIME FED-EX YOU LOUSY STINKING BASTARDS. YOU ARE TOTALLY MEDIOCORE SHIPPERS. UPS ALL THE FUCKING WAY. I HATE FEDERAL(s) AND I HATE EXPRESS.
Current Mood: Grumpy Old Man
Current Music: automated fed-ex woman recordings
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02:45 pm - The Ballad Of The Old Man
I realized that there never really is enough time ever. There's always something there to distract me from my main objectives (homework), or I'm just being crazy (being myself), or I'm out having FUN. It's ALWAYS FUN OUTSIDE. ♥. ALWAYS.
My doctors gave me many cool notes today including one inciting my need for physical therapy (I hate that shit), a new perscription for weaker painkillers (I hate that shit, that weaker shit I mean), and a letter dictating my other needs- finally getting to return to the ellavator at school (that means more fun for Natasha, Emi, Other Cripples and I!) and skipping P.E. for the next 2 months, plus- my abscenses for the first 2 days are excused! (I love that shit)
Speaking of shit, for the past 2 days, all i've done is just sit around, sleep, eat curry, smoke cloves, mope around, watch Ellen, The Brady Bunch movies and X-Play (goddamn that shit is funny). Missing school is okay, but extremely lonely. But I'm always lonely........ON THE INSIDE.
And no one cares.
And this!
Ain't that just perfect? LIKE THE BRADY BUNCH.
I'm an old man.
I have an old man soul.
An old man into teenagers of all kinds.
Yeah, I was definately an old man in a past life.
A teenager-molester old man.
An indited priest old man.
An old man into the Brady Bunch.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/14.gif) Old Man.
Current Music: The Stone Roses - Don't Stop
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September 6th, 2005
09:57 pm
Hey?
There?
Yeah, you, I'm still here.
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August 14th, 2005
10:01 pm - Jeroin.
Yeah and so on.
AOL likes to waste the vision my precious eyes contain with "front-page" news shit of which confronted the dilema that Laura Bush had when choosing the white house chef.
WOW. That was a long sentence. Anyhow, WOW, unless that motherfucking chef is feeding Bush & his corrupted oil company rocks poisioned with nuclear waste and flavored with a hint of thyme, then grilled to perfection- WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT WHAT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS EATING AND SHITING OUT THEIR SYSTEMS?
Exactly. 405940 points to me, and 87 to Bush. Who's winning the electoral vote now motherfuckers? HUH? HUH? WHAT? Exactly.
Check it out yourself if you care:
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050814114709990001&ncid=NWS00010000000001
And Food TV is mad cool. 30 Minute Meals man..that stuff is soo good. GET OFF MY GRUB YOU SLIMEY HAG-gis'...
This week is going to be so great. So far it's just planned non-stop substance abuse on Tuesday, then my dad is treating me to eat at the Tribeca Grill sometime later on, and since my mother broke the bedroom door on my toe i get extra money for bus-fares, then Andrews coming back with my pipe followed by me and Simon putting down for an ounce of weed.
WHOOT.
And yeah, its been a good summer except the cancelling of the White Stripes tickets. But i'll get over it, besides, i'll probably just end up seeing them the second night somehow anyways.
Peice,
Gella
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/3.gif) anxious
Current Music: Elliot Smith - Independence Day
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July 8th, 2005
01:11 am - yadseut
Yeah, there certainly isn't anything else to say, well, besides that the loserness has caught up with me. And it hurts. And I'm sorry, but that doesn't matter.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/24.gif) shit
Current Music: the shins-those to come
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June 20th, 2005
10:43 pm - SUMMER? HELL YES
Me in nutshells:
"I'm Hindu. Do you know where that is?"
No, I don't. Sorry, I have no idea. Seriously, check yourself and pluck off.
-Ella
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/faces/20.gif) enthralled
Current Music: Elizabeth - Caspian
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